There are many ways of smuggling banned items into prisons but an increasingly common technique is for cons or visitors to hide contraband inside body cavities to escape detection.
An x-ray of an attempt to smuggle a cellphone into an El Salvador prison through the intestinal track (AP photo)
And now, that trend has carried over into the mainstream culture. Many people have discovered that even when they don't have pockets, they can still carry their cell phones.
So now, I find myself looking at complete strangers and wondering just where they might be concealing their cell phones!
"Did you just Fart or is that your '@$$' phone ringing?"
"Honey! Where did you get that cool Ring tone?"
"Do you mind if I put you on Speakerphone? "
"I think we should have gotten the cell phone insurance plan!"
"That's it! Next time you get to smuggle in the charger!"
Wow! That's gotta hurt!