Saturday, September 12, 2009

Courageous Ideas! Winkers Jeans make your butt look .......

I totally get this gimmick! Not that I expect everyone to go out and buy a pair but....

Wait a second. No Butts.... Until you watch this video.

And that's what is great about this idea.

"People with No butt need not apply"

In other words, if you don't have a butt or "junk in your trunk" these jeans probably won't work for you. Now I'm not necessarily an expert in this field so don't take my word for this without questioning my logic, butt the way I see it, (pun intended) if you've got a tiny butt then I don't think you'll be able to generate the kinetic energy needed to make these pants wink.

Who remembers their Freshman Physics?

The kinetic energy of an object is the extra energy which it possesses due to its motion. It is defined as the work needed to accelerate a body of a given mass from rest to its current velocity. Having gained this energy during its acceleration, the body maintains this kinetic energy unless its speed changes. Negative work of the same magnitude would be required to return the body to a state of rest from that velocity.

Thus - The resulting booty-shaking winking action

Have you noticed that the models are on the fuller side?

Fuller = more Mass which equals a larger M = more kinetic energy.

Besides, when have you seen a clothing line use full-figured people to model the clothes they are selling? Only when the target market is the full-figured variety. Otherwise, they use those ridiculously skinny, anorexic looking, Abercrombie & Fitch, need a milkshake, donut, and a double cheeseburger, sized models.

Butt that's the whole point. If you have a big Butt, who cares? Everyone walking behind you will be watching the eyes winking and be so distracted, they won't notice the size of your "money maker."

So, if you've ever mouthed the words:

"Honey, do you think these pants make my butt look too big?"

then Winkers might be the right fit for you.


Go out and get a pair! Find them at Winkers LLC


Jane Turley said...

Obviously I have the perfect butt for these jeans. However, I can't say they appeal too much to me... on the Cleopatra eyes pair I just kept seeing the brown colourings and thought perhaps the lady in question had a bit of a problem:)

Are you planning on investing in a pair of these winkers for yourself? Just curious - I need some target practice:))

Chris said...

This is too funny!

MickisMorsels said...


intrepidideas said...

Jane, no plans to buy any for me.... Not my style - :) Now the thought of you sporting a pair! I like that idea. (smile)

What do you think Chris..?

intrepidideas said...


Where have you been? I was just cruising your blog the other day looking for a good recipe. Glad to see you back!

Chris said...

I'm all for JANE wearing them. :) Anyone except me. :)

mimi said...

with a tad of confidence anyone can wear them! lol, they will most def get you noticed!