Nicotine Molecular Structure
Or perhaps they tossed in a bit of cocaine in the recipe
Heroin Molecular Structure
No, that couldn't happen I thought. But then I tried the Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos - Unbelievable!
Last week my local grocery store had them on sale; 2 - 12 Oz. bags for $5. That's compared to their normal price of $3.99 per bag. So I picked up two bags - just because. I also picked up a small tub of fresh peach mango salsa. Yummy!
Now I've tried other experiments from Doritos - Cool Ranch, salsa verde, habenero, and others but none of them took with me until now. I was so hooked on this flavor - I couldn't put the bag down - that I sent a small sample of these goodies to my chemist friend up North in Hollydale. My friend couldn't identify the addictive substance or special flavor but he did send me a copy of the molecular structure. View below.
Molecular Structure of Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili
I'm no chemist but that structure sure looks a lot like 3 parts nicotine, 2 parts cocaine, and 1 part heroine to me. Wow - Stay away from these things, they're extremely dangerous and ridiculously addictive. And be on the lookout just in case a loved one brings home a bag. Throw them away immediately!