Wait a second. No Butts.... Until you watch this video.
And that's what is great about this idea.
"People with No butt need not apply"
In other words, if you don't have a butt or "junk in your trunk" these jeans probably won't work for you. Now I'm not necessarily an expert in this field so don't take my word for this without questioning my logic, butt the way I see it, (pun intended) if you've got a tiny butt then I don't think you'll be able to generate the kinetic energy needed to make these pants wink.
Who remembers their Freshman Physics?
The kinetic energy of an object is the extra energy which it possesses due to its motion. It is defined as the work needed to accelerate a body of a given mass from rest to its current velocity. Having gained this energy during its acceleration, the body maintains this kinetic energy unless its speed changes. Negative work of the same magnitude would be required to return the body to a state of rest from that velocity.
Thus - The resulting booty-shaking winking action
Fuller = more Mass which equals a larger M = more kinetic energy.
Besides, when have you seen a clothing line use full-figured people to model the clothes they are selling? Only when the target market is the full-figured variety. Otherwise, they use those ridiculously skinny, anorexic looking, Abercrombie & Fitch, need a milkshake, donut, and a double cheeseburger, sized models.
Butt that's the whole point. If you have a big Butt, who cares? Everyone walking behind you will be watching the eyes winking and be so distracted, they won't notice the size of your "money maker."
So, if you've ever mouthed the words:
"Honey, do you think these pants make my butt look too big?"then Winkers might be the right fit for you.
"Wink"
Go out and get a pair! Find them at Winkers LLC
